Diddly Squat Short sleeve t-shirt
Oh, I've just been to the gym, and I'm so sore and worn out, but my abs are thanking me! I'm thinking of switching up my workout too - I don't think I'm getting enough cardio! Why don't you come with me? So say your insufferable gym-rat buddies, while you, personally, are tired of hearing about it, and comfortable with your fitness level. Say so (without actually saying so) when you wear this t-shirt. It's made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton, and available in sizes up to 5x, so your muffin-top or man-boobs don't have to be overly obvious unless you want them to be.