I Voted for Cthulhu Short sleeve t-shirt
Whatever way the election goes, you've got your bases covered. You didn't vote for the egomaniac, and you didn't vote for the crook. You cast your ballot appropriately, You did a write-in vote for everyone's favorite supernatural entity, Cthulhu! This 100% pre-shrunk cotton t-shirt is available in 8 suitably dark colors, with your candidate's name emblazoned in slimy green. Lovecraftians of all sizes can state their preference in sizes up to 5x. The Donald? The Hillary? The old gods laugh, and find their way to the bottom of the ocean, where they await the next four years...All hail Cthuluh!